Straight White Boy Problem #385
*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible
10:20 pm • 19 September 2014 • 17,719 notes
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
10:19 pm • 19 September 2014 • 64,113 notes
“Be careful who you vent to.”
— Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
(Source: itsthelesbiana, via no-rest-for-the-mind)
10:19 pm • 19 September 2014 • 77,494 notes
i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity
because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children
and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train
miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”
because there is a line
and way too many people cross it
5:30 am • 19 September 2014 • 43,218 notes
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
5:29 am • 19 September 2014 • 167,414 notes
"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."
(Source: srsfunny, via the-pietriarchy)
5:28 am • 19 September 2014 • 75,278 notes
The New World Shopping Mall has been abandoned since 1999.
It shut its doors after being condemned by local regulators. A few years later a massive fire destroyed the structure’s roof. Not long after that monsoon rains flooded the lower floors.
As a way to combat the spread of mosquitoes and other insects breeding in the stagnant water, locals introduced koi and catfish to the former mall. Not only did the fish take care of the pest problem, they’ve thrived. It is now one of the world’s largest urban ponds.
5:28 am • 19 September 2014 • 42,961 notes
proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.
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9:36 pm • 17 September 2014 • 227,676 notes